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Happytown | 11/13/2008 | By Jeffrey C. Billman, Billy Manes, Deanna Morey, Bob Whitby

You know how our friends at the Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation are on a mission to erase sexual vice from our midst? No more rub-and-tug massages. No more $20 blow jobs on the Trail. No mor...[MORE]

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Happytown | 11/6/2008 | By Jeffrey C. Billman, Billy Manes, Deanna Morey

The thing about publishing a weekly newspaper is that, when it comes to elections, you’re inevitably behind the curve. Consequently, any bits of election-related news we picked up in the las...[MORE]

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Happytown | 10/30/2008 | By Jeffrey C. Billman, Billy Manes, Deanna Morey, Bob Whitby

You may not have heard, but there’s an election coming up Nov. 4. Suddenly you’re asking yourself, “Who and what would my dear friends at Happytown™ vote for?” Wonder no longer. It’s endorsemen...[MORE]

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Happytown | 10/9/2008 | By Jeffrey C. Billman, Billy Manes, Deanna Morey, Adriana Ruiz

Wingnuts, take note: We’re now a full-fledged, pinko-librul-queer-lovin’ town! Last week, Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer announced that the city will henceforth offer same-sex partners the benefits...[MORE]

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Happytown | 10/2/2008 | By Jeffrey C. Billman, Billy Manes, Deanna Morey

Remember how the city tried to keep the homeless out of sight by passing a law that required you to get a permit to have a cookout in a public park? Remember how the city tried to prosecute some...[MORE]

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Happytown | 9/18/2008 | By Jeffrey C. Billman, Billy Manes, Deanna Morey

What’s the best shoe for a pig wearing lipstick? A wedge! Despite America’s Favorite Hockey Mom revving up the fundies, Florida may not be ready to pray away the gay just yet. The latest Qu...[MORE]

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Happytown | 9/11/2008 | By Billy Manes, Deanna Morey, Bob Whitby

You know what happens when knights get angry? They don body armor, jump on a horse, grab some kind of sharp instrument and gallop toward one another trying to poke the other guy’s guts out. Or at...[MORE]

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Happytown | 8/28/2008 | By Billy Manes, Ian Monroe, Deanna Morey

In its August issue, Orlando magazine ran a profile titled “The Natural” about the dazzling life of Winter Garden jack-of-all-trades Mark Pulliam, a former New York Yankee and an artist to the s...[MORE]

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Happytown | 8/21/2008 | By Jeffrey C. Billman, T.I. Fraser, Billy Manes, Deanna Morey

Tuesday is Election Day, and you know what that means. You have so many questions: Is Ric Keller actually as porcine as he looks on TV? Is Gary Siplin seriously calling someone else dishonest? W...[MORE]

THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING NEWSPAPER: Will the Orlando Sentinel survive Sam Zell?

8/7/2008 | By Jeffrey C. Billman, Billy Manes, Deanna Morey, Bob Whitby

Editor's note: This is a corrected version of this story, updated 8/15/2008. When you picked up your copy of the Orlando Sentinel June 22, you may have noticed the splashy new graphics and trunca...[MORE]

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Happytown | 8/7/2008 | By Jeffrey C. Billman, Billy Manes, Deanna Morey, Justin Strout, Bob Whitby

Local Republican congressman and Jack Abramoff BFF Tom Feeney would like you to know that he’s just as pissed as you are about high gasoline prices – no, more! – and it’s high time we all started...[MORE]

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Happytown | 7/31/2008 | By Billy Manes, Deanna Morey, Bob Whitby

You know what’s fun? Having your head dipped in a chocolate fountain with strawberries up your nose. You know what isn’t? National politics played out by local politicians in a law-o...[MORE]

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Happytown | 7/24/2008 | By Jeffrey C. Billman, Billy Manes, Deanna Morey

Two weeks ago, this news paper published a report on the Orlando Police Department’s weak-kneed approach to disciplining its own (“Might makes right,” July 10). We got plenty o...[MORE]

BEST OF ORLANDO 2008

7/17/2008 | By Avery Beckendorf, Jeffrey C. Billman, Faiyaz Kara, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Billy Manes, Ian Monroe, Deanna Morey, Lindy T. Shepherd, Justin Strout, Jessica Bryce Young, Bob Whitby

Can you believe another year has passed? It seems like only yesterday that we were printing our fabulously popular Best of Orlando issue – which by the way is the original and best Best of Orland...[MORE]

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Happytown | 7/17/2008 | By Jeffrey C. Billman, Billy Manes, Deanna Morey

Orlando Police Chief Val Demings would like you to know that, videotapes and statistics notwithstanding, there is absolutely nothing wrong with her force or the Internal Affairs Division that ove...[MORE]

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Happytown | 7/10/2008 | By Jeffrey C. Billman, Deanna Morey, Bob Whitby

Do you know what July 12 is? In the city of Orlando, it’s “The Grace Family Reunion Day.” Who are the Graces, and why does the city care about their family reunion, you might...[MORE]

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Happytown | 7/3/2008 | By Jeffrey C. Billman, Billy Manes, Deanna Morey

You know how every time Orlando makes national news, it’s for something embarrassing? Yeah, we did it again. On June 28, somebody tagged 24 cars parked across the street from City Hall, so...[MORE]

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Happytown | 6/26/2008 | By Jeffrey C. Billman, Billy Manes, Deanna Morey, Bob Whitby

In an online video explaining the Orlando Sentinel’s new redesign, editor Charlotte Hall insisted that they weren’t dumbing the paper down; rather, they were telling stories “m...[MORE]

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Happytown | 6/12/2008 | By Jeffrey C. Billman, Billy Manes, Deanna Morey

How bad are things at the Orlando Sentinel these days? We’ll let an unnamed Sentinel staffer answer that one: “Apparently the depressing, winnowing months we’ve been through rec...[MORE]

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